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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
yessiraustralia
yessiraustralia

“You said something about “gentle Dominance” to me before. What do you mean by that?“ she asked.
"I mean I’ll make you sit, control you with my words, gentle touches,” I said.
“And if I resist?”
“You won’t. I’ll hypnotise you with my words, my touches, my kisses,” I said.
“Really?”
“Yes. You will give yourself to me. I’ll take my time. Devour you slowly. Explore your skin. Your pleasure will drive me crazy,” I whispered.
“Sounds like a dream. I can’t even imagine a man treating me like that,” she said, sadly.
“Well I will show you,” I said, setting up the camera.

prettybirdy979
dogsaremypatronus

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We took the drunk train home.

They were all absolutely infatuated with him and whispering about how much they wanted to pet him and then shushing each other saying “no that’s rude you can’t! just leave him alone!” so I told them they can pet him if they want and they were absolutely overwhelmed with happiness, while simultaneously being very concerned for his well-being, continually asking if I was very sure that it was okay and that I should please please tell them if I need them to leave him alone.

Basically, it was a great ending to a VERY long day. Sometimes people are really great.

campfirecanines

the composition here is honestly close enough to a medieval painting, and just fuckin beautiful in 2138908 ways, that i think we can go ahead and hang this in a museum, thanks

heywriters

especially the romeo professing his love in the background, but his girl being more interested in the dog.

anxiett

Tbh it would probably suck to be proposed to on a train though unless that’s where they met. If that’s the case (it probably is) then poor guy 😂😂

dogsaremypatronus

Rest assured everyone, he wasn’t proposing! He was simply begging his girlfriend to please buy him a samoyed because he would never be happy unless he has one of his own and if she really loves him, she’ll buy him one.

spartathesheltie

From now on I will only accept proposal by samoyed. All other suitors may leave the premises.